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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Successful Crossbreeding Experiment

Successfully cross-pollinated sunflowers with venus flytraps, and a special strain of kudzu, to create a self-aware sunflower that is used in annoyance training with small yappy dogs. The sunflower pretends to eat the dog, and is trained to let the yappy dog drop from its jaws when it stops barking. It is important to feed the sunflower a treat though, or it starts preying on squirrels.